Neighbourhood Witch
18. Jan, 2010 
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by Diane Narraway
Dear Councillor Johnson
I wish to complain
About those two witches
From next door again
I called my dog in
Just the other night
When I was confronted
By a terrible sight
Stood over a cauldron
Wearing pointy black hats
Chanting and dancing
With their familiar black cats
And quite honestly councillor
All this bell book and candle
Is rather too much for
Us decent folk to handle
Our nice quiet estate
Has gone to the dogs
And we now live in fear
Of being turned into frogs
And they may eat our children
Or seduce our men
And tell me councillor Johnson
What will happen then
Please dont think im prejudiced
Or out to cause grief
But if you could house them elsewhere
It would be a relief
Dear Mrs Longbottom
I understand your concern
But its quite clear to me
You have a lot to learn
Your families are safe
These women arent bad
And your lack of knowledge
Is really quite sad
Its another religion
I cant condemn them for that
Nor can I rehouse them
For owning a cat
And would you be writing a letter
If they were hindu or jewish
Muslim or mormon
Catholic or amish
So let me reiterate
Your kids wont end up in the oven
I know this for sure as
Im part of their coven
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Very funny. Thank you for the laugh
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LOL! Very entertaining! You’ve the gift for the gab.